Moe the Penguin's Thoughts

June 6, 2024

Dear Hoomans,

I'm sorry I haven't written in a couple month. Since I don't have fingers, boss lady needs to type for me and she hadn't been feeling well. She's a bit better now, so I'm back!!!

New jokes have been added to the Joke page, lots of new items in Moe's Merch and there are facts about Southern Rockhopper Penguins!

What Penguin information would you like to know? Drop me an email moe@moethepenguin.com or leave a message on my Facebook Page. Be sure you're following my Facebook Page to stay up to date on all things Moe.

Oh I almost forgot! I have a new book coming out soon, "Moe Visits Cousin Marvin". It's an exciting adventure, I go to Antarctica!!

Later,
Moe

April 30, 2024

Hey Hoomans,

How many of you have little brothers or sisters? Aren't they annoying to no end?! Orville drives me crazy. I don't even live with him and mom and dad anymore and he still bugs me.

Guess what? He thinks that the necklaces boss lady made of me in the shop look like him! Can you believe the nerve of that little pain? I think Orville was a squirrel in a past life. Since we all know what jerks squirrels are!

Later,
Moe

Moe the Penguin & his little brother Orville.

April 18, 2024

Oh Hoomans the weather at boss lady's house is stormy, I hope I don't blow away. So, boss lady has finished the NEXT book AND I made her make a new coloring book that should be available soon. I has so many ideas, I wish I had hands instead of flippers. Boss lady's fibromyalgia has been flaring so she's been tired, grumpy and in pain. I try making her laugh by throwing fish at the doggo but she gets mad (probably cause she has to pick up all the fishes!)

What Moe Merch would you like to see next? I have a bunch of cool designs for shirts and mugs. Once boss lady is feeling a bit better maybe I can get her to put them on the site. I also want her to make some pages of facts about penguins and not just my kind but all of them! Did you know there are 18 species of penguins and that we all come from the Southern Hemisphere?

Oh ya, 'citing news - so far this month I've sold 13 books (paperback and Kindle). Woo Hoo, I is a happy penguin doing a happy dance (not the silly one that they do in that movie though. Those silly Antarctic penguins are weird!).

I better stop for today. Sometimes I gets so 'cited that I mess up typing (did you know I use my beak to type?)

Later,
Moe

April 14, 2024

Happy Sunday Hoomans! This is my first blog post so bear with me as I make boss lady type out my thoughts.

I'm so 'cited, boss lady FINALLY finished my website. There's still so much I want her to add, but at least now you can all see it! She put all my books on here and she put links to where you can buy them too. Now you'll have one place to find more ME!

Let me know what you think of the website and be sure to download some of the free coloring printables, they're fun!

Later,
Moe