Moe's Kid Friendly Jokes

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Why didn’t the tea go up the hill?
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What did one sheep say to the other?
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What did the duck say when waiter gave him the check?
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Why did the rabbit skip school?
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What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
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Why couldn't the baby score in basketball?
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Why shouldn't you play tennis in the jungle?
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Why can't pigs play soccer?
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What invention allows us to see through walls?
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What is the most popular fish in the ocean?
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What’s a vampire’s favorite ship?
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What do you get from a pampered cow?